To scube: I’m glad you agree! I was a bit hesitant about writing that Count Cain entry for fear of flames, since it’s a cult classic. The last 3 volumes are where the story really starts.
Today I took Monday Masquerade (newly coined term for my dressing up every Monday) a step further by actually putting on cosmetics. THE HORRORS! I took 20 minutes to put on my contact lenses, do foundation-blush-eyeshadow-eyeliner, do my hair, stuff my legs into socks and cram my belt into my bag because I didn’t have time to wear it and adjust angle and everything. HOW ON EARTH DO PEOPLE DO THIS ON A DAILY BASIS! (read: LZ…) To compensate for today’s heroic effort I will become Slob of Medfac for the ensuing days.
Thankfully I was able to drive, see the lecture slides and read Katzung comfortably with my contact lenses. I just might consider wearing them more frequently now.
This afternoon I went to Junction 8 to get more contact lenses. [I have FINALLY used up one box of 30 pairs, phew.]
At Nanyang Optical:
Me: I’d like to get a box of Focus Dailies, 500 degrees, please.
Man: Hang on *goes to shelf* Oh dear, we’re out of stock. Would you like me to place an order for you?
Me: *thinks* Hmm, thanks, but never mind. *beam*
I then proceeded to Paris Miki.
Me: I’d like to get a box of Focus Dailies, 500 degrees, please.
Lady: Are you a previous customer of this shop?
Me: No-*gets cut off*
Lady: -Then you have to go for a consultation before you purchase anything. That will cost-*my turn to interrupt*
Me: Wait, I know what degree I need and I just want to buy something. I don’t need a consultation but you’re making me PAY for one? *remembers why I’m not a previous customer though I’ve stepped into that shop before*
Lady: *primly* It’s our regulation and NUH’s recommendation-
Me: *glares*- Thank you. *stalks out of shop*
Ridiculous. Okay, I didn’t mind going for an eye-check, and it’s nice that they’re doing what NUH recommends, but to pay $14 for one was absurd. (price quoted at my previous visit to the shop.) I am well aware of the risks of not choosing the right degrees and I definitely wouldn’t sue the shop if I bought lenses that didn’t correct my vision if I didn’t get an eye-check. Morever, going for the ‘consultation’ that would entail removing my disposable contact lenses. And since I didn’t have any cleansing liquid or contact lens case, that pair would be as good as thrown away. At which point I would have wasted a pair, or that lady would have suggested I buy a bottle of cleansing liquid from them.
Consultation. Bah. High class word for what’s a routine eyecheck by some shop person I’ll assume is an optometrist.
(I call her a lady only because Paris Miki makes their shopgirls – I’ve never seen a male in any of their shops – dress in black because almost anyone can pass for elegant in black even if they don’t have any substance.)